Tuesday, 20 November 2012

PPS. V&A instructions

If you happen to find yourself in the Victoria and Albert Museum in London at any point between now and April 2013, why don't you go and visit my "Cross Dress"? 

...Oh yes, because it's impossible to find.

BUT WAIT! 
NO MORE!
HERE'S A STEP BY STEP GUIDE ON HOW TO FIND MY DRESS:

H'ochkay. So. If you're going in the main entrance, go in and go straight. Not completely straight, or you'll walk straight into the reception desk and people will look at you. Go around the reception desk, and through the entrance to the gift shop opposite. Go straight through the gift shop (or stop and buy stuff, but that's a bit weird if you've just got there), and into the sculpture corridor on the other side. Turn left and walk to the end of the sculpture corridor. 

You will see this:

 To the left is the Exhibiton Road entrance, and to the right is the entrance to the tunnel and the Sackler Centre, where the Inspired By... Collection is on display.

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The exit to the tunnel will be straight ahead, and the doors to the Sackler Centre on the right:


See? Go through them.


You will find yourself in a long, mysterious corridor. It smells of toilets. Probably because there are toilets to your right. You may stop for a bathroom break here.


Carry on through the corridor and you will get to the end that looks like this:


When you enter the Pea Soup Centre, some of the exhibition will be immediately to your right:


After you've had a look, carry on and turn right before the Neon Vomit desk:


Travel in an upwardly motion, utilising the companionway ahead of you:


Here's what it will look like when you're using the stairs:


Here you are at the top of the stairs. Turn right and you'll be able to see the little sign for Room 220 where the rest of the exhibition is being shown:


 Turn right and you will be able to see ... the dress. Dunh dunh DUNH!


























So, no excuses! I have written the Idiot's Guide to finding the 2012 and, indeed, the final "Inspired By..." collection, and if you don't see it, you're an idiot.

HAPPY TRAILS!
xxx

Sunday, 7 October 2012

PS. V&A


My "Cross-Dress"









Available for viewing in the Sackler Foyer and Room 220 until April 2013.
That's right, baby.


Summer Summary


Here is a late summary of the project I was doing over this past summer:

I started off very well, as you might have seen from my first blog post - drawing out designs, creating them, etc. etc. Pretty quickly, though, I became very very behind schedule.

On one particular Saturday, I was so eager to get to the beach, I bashed out 3 hats in a couple of hours. .....Predictably, they were shit.

Like this one.


Close to the end of my estimated schedule, I was 10 hats behind - a whole week! I spent the 7th week, making all the 60's and the 70's, trying desperately hard to catch up and be on time. The next Monday, I made two more, still on schedule at 82... then on Tuesday I found out that the whole thing wasn't happening anymore. 

AAAAARRRGGHH.

Admittedly, I knew from the beginning that it wasn't set in stone. In fact, it was a very offhand comment made by somebody almost a year ago; there was a very large possibility that they wouldn't take the hats, even if I made them. However, they scrapped the entire thing this year, so it wasn't a case of they saw the hats I'd produced, thought they were hideous and went with someone else.

How do I feel about it? Well at the time I was bummed, feeling like I'd wasted my summer... Thinking about it though, I hurried through some of them, and am kind of relieved they won't see the light of day. Besides, it was fun to have to make something in bulk and have a schedule to keep to! 
Also, a few of them are on sale at the Hatwoman pop-up shop at the Hong Kong horse racing in Shatin, four of which have already gone! Hooray!

The whole 84 of them... somehow made 2 more than I thought... are available to see here on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.306553822775973.63858.193675597397130&type=1

For the ones that aren't being sold by Hatwoman, they are either going to be dismantled and used for parts (the ones I made that Saturday, for instance), or to be sold separately, if I can pull it off!

Am now studying for a Higher Diploma in Millinery at the Kensington and Chelsea College (previously the HNC... still the same course, but due to government funding the college have changed the title so the students don't have to pay through the nose - sweeeet). More on that later.

If you're keen on buying any of the remaining ones, let me know by contacting me on Facebook or Twitter!
Here, have another photo!







Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Well, THAT was predictable.

I said it, and so I jinxed myself.
I am now behind again. Or still behind, and yesterday I was just overly optimistic/an idiot.

But, I did swear by Odin's Beard that there would be photos, so here are some:

Here are the ones that are completely completed, headbands, combs, labels and all:
(The middle row are Saturns and Saucers)

Here are the ones that I still have to label, etc:
(The pointy bases are drops, the round are domes)

Heading to the last horse races of the season now, followed by Ladies Night (girls drink for freeeeeeeeeeeee). Buut since I'm not ahead of my schedule now, I still have to come into work tomorrow and DO STUFF. AARGH. Toss it.

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Tuesday 10th July, people!

Do you know what today is?
Today is not only my beautiful barrister brother's birthday (also the birthday of my lovely little cousin Lian), it HAPPENS to be the day I am back. On. Schedule!
Or, dare I say it, ahead of schedule?
...
No, I don't dare. I would definitely be jinxing myself.

Anyway, I've decorated quite a few hats today, which means I can spend tomorrow concentrating on attaching headbands, combs and labels to the Saturns and Saucers, and headbands and labels to the Domes and Drops. Don't know what I'm talking about? That's okay, I shall have photos up tomorrow.

BY THE BEARD OF ODIN, I SHALL HAVE PHOTOS UP TOMORROW!

Monday, 2 July 2012

Happy Handover!*

Today is the 11th day of my challenge, and for the second Monday in a row I have completely forgotten it's a public holiday:

June 23               Tuen Ng Festival (Saturday)
July 1                  Hong Kong SAR Establishment Day (Sunday)
July 2*                 The day following Hong Kong SAR Establishment Day (Monday)

*Happy Day Following Hong Kong SAR Establishment Day!

15 years yesterday!
Fireworks - happy.
Public holiday - happy.
Political protesters marching the streets - not so happy.
Shops closed meaning I cannot buy supplies like I had planned - annoyed and grumpy.

Anyway, I've *mostly* done 20 hats, so I'm roughly on target, yay! Here's a couple of previews.

The new ones... my office is starting to get a bit crowded...


This one is my baby... I am so tempted to keep her!


Quite proud of this idea... Pheasant feather wrapped around the edge of a saucer. Going to add a burgundy flower to the headband when I attach it.


Tomorrow I plan on buying buttloads of headbands and combs and attaching them to the hats that need them. Then I'll have a little photoshoot and upload them so I can pack away the finished hats and start on the next lot!

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

3 Days In

Ahem.
So, I didn't post photos on the first day like I hoped I could.
Now I've had 3 and I'm still quite far behind, so this is just a brief update and hopefully I can catch up before the weekend.
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Excuse me, quick break to show The Boss how to use the dualview application for her laptop/screen.
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Wow. Like teaching a puppy to ride a go kart. 

So anyway, where was I? Oh yes, hats. 

DAY 1
Designs

As you can see, my very first effort was scrubbed:


According to The Boss, Hong Kong people won't buy anything remotely Chinese, because they think local stuff should be dirt cheap. Fair enough. This design instead:


Hats


I would like to add veiling to this one, but will have to search for it on the weekend.


This one is not remotely finished. So slow.

DAY 2:
Designs
 

Hats:


Would have instinctively added something else, like beading detail, but there's just not enough time! I need to learn to forego the extras if I'm going to meet my quota...


This really does need something else. I'm thinking dark grey cord. Attached tassels are tempting me, but it's possible that could be too Chinese-y.

DAY 3:
Designs

I was really excited about design No. 6.! The ivory mushroom shape was my favourite... pinned a ribbon of dangling pearls to the rim, only to discover when I put it on that I looked like a lamp. I love lamp, but I doubt customers here will. 
New idea:


Bandana hat! Pirate mushroom, if you will.
I like the result, it's almost colonial:



Here's the other one. Needs a hairband, as you can tell from my phone balancing it on top of the mannequin.... Also needs some of my "signature" (The Boss calls them) anemone flowers. 
You can't tell from the photo, but the lace drapes over one eye. 
Must make sure it doesn't look too funerial. Funeral-y? Funeral-like. ...Oh... Funereal, apparently.

Aaaaaand now it's 1pm on Day 4 and I'm writing this blog instead of playing catch up. Crap!
Bye!



Sunday, 17 June 2012

100 Hats in 50 Days

I have about 2 1/2 months, here in Hong Kong, to fill an order which has not been finalised. Supposedly, I am to provide 100 affordable hats to potentially supply the racing events at the start of Autumn. However, since I can't churn out 100 hats at the drop of a ... well,... hat, I am going to have to make them and hope that the order is eventually needed.

So. From today, I have 50 working days to complete (ideally) 100 hats. Can this be done? I myself have never completed an entire hat in one day, but these require no blocking. In fact, if I am to stick to the budget, I cannot block them myself. Besides, with only 2 hat blocks to my name, the results would be rather limited...

I have 21 bases already, ordered from Randall Ribbons (nightmare, I won't go into it, this isn't a rant blog). 3 pieces each of 7 different styles. 7 different colours with each style having a different combination of colours. I have brought along several pieces of fabric from my hoarder's den that match, so I already have a bit of a head start. By the time I have run out of these bases, hopefully I will have found a source of others here in Hong Kong. The majority of the remaining 79 hats are likely to be small, fascinator-type things. Thankfully perfectly acceptable here in HK.

ANYWAY.
Starting from today.
2 hats.
Hopefully will be able to upload photos of them by this evening.
Wish me luck!

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Christian Louboutin at The Design Museum, London

This evening I went to the first UK retrospective of the work of living legend Christian Louboutin. It was an unusual retrospective, due to the fact that the contents was far more recent than feature in most fashion-related retrospectives. Louboutin's relatively short exhibition spanning 20 years were mostly filled with recent designs of his from the past several seasons. 


For instance, the spike shoes, which have sparked a recent trend for adding spikes to bloody everything.










Of course I found it predictably delicious all the same.

As far as I'm concerned, his shoes are purely sculptural. I can barely walk in 3-inch sturdy ankle boots, let alone the 5-inch stiletto "Pigalle" pumps that are apparently the designer's bread-and-butter... I also, crushingly, lack the legs required to complete the 'Louboutin effect' of exaggerating and emphasising the wearer's already beautifully shapely pins. 

Much of the writing on the walls (literally) spoke of his inspirations, and views on the life purpose of shoes. He, famously, was initially drawn to the effect of high heels from watching showgirls perform in Paris, dazzling like brightly coloured Birds of Paradise, with their glitzy-feathery effect stunning him into a seemingly lifelong, all-consuming leg fetish. 

There was even a section explicitly for his "Fetish" series. Louboutin reasons that there are shoes for running, shoes for dancing; why shouldn't there be shoes specifically for the bedroom? Not made for walking, but made to elongate the legs and accentuate the - according to Louboutin - extremely sexual instep. These shoes, with barbed wire, with heels longer than the foot itself, with metal shackle straps, were accompanied by photos of the shoes on large screens creating a dark, kinky, maze-like feel. The photos by David Lynch, are blurry atmospheric shots of naked dancers, chosen specifically for their shapely feet.

Another interesting feature was the remarkable 3D holographic show of Dita Von Teese in a burlesque dance short, an homage to his early inspiration taken from the dressing rooms at the Folies-Bergère


There was also a very sweet short black-and-white film featuring the designer himself - where he goes to his shop and daydreams of performing a dance on stage, where him and his accompanying dancers are wearing his shoes, the only bit of colour coming from his famous red soles. 

There was another section which set the scene in his workroom, one of the things that really encouraged me in terms of design environment - apparently Louboutin despises empty spaces, believing them to be paramount to a prison. He collects and fills his workroom with bits and bobs from his travels that he likes and that inspire him. This gives me a new angle when defending my incredibly messy house: "It's INSPIRATIONAL. I need to be SURROUNDED by my creative influences!"

Louboutin's sketches even demonstrate his preference for aesthetics over comfort; half the time the ankles look broken in an eerie/statistically accurate premonition.









The main space of the exhibition is laid out like a lavish shoe shop. The friend who accompanied me was so suckered into this image that the "Do Not Touch" signs preventing her from trying them on elicited small growls of frustration. 

My favourite shoes featured were the Guiness can heels (inspired by a conversation about recycling), the Rolls Royce shoe (not only amusing and clever, but beautiful too), his cut-out designs:



   

his lace "undressed" style shoes:



and his "Mexibeads" shoes:


Louboutin's shoes are exquisite objects designed for exquisite people. They are works of art that are: astonishing, inventive, witty and unique to the designer. Most featured in the exhibition are for looking at and cannot possibly for wearing on  a regular basis. (Despite what the very precocious pair of twelve year olds were loudly exclaiming as they pranced around the exhibition). Unfortunately, as my friend pointed out, they are very surely moving into the reality TV domain. They are worn by Kardashians, by Desperate Scousewives even! This alarming turn of events needs to be stopped before the brand goes from Dark, Mysterious and Alluring to Loud, Obnoxious and Trashy.

Aside from that, the most important thing I took away from the exhibition was a sentiment expressed by Louboutin; that the most important design of a shoe, is not the object itself, but how it makes the leg look. It's a simple and obvious statement, but it is one that's easily forgotten. 
When applied to hats, I must remember that the most important thing in the design process is to ensure the hat flatters the face of the wearer, rather than upstaging it.